Nationality Quotes

— I've just worked out why I can never find true love.
— Why is that?
— English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls who are, you know, cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America. I would get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?
— I think it's crap, Colin.
— That's where you're wrong. American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
— You don't have a cute British accent.
— Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
— Colin, you're a lonely, ugly asshole, and you must accept it.
— Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

— What is your nationality?
— I'm a drunkard.
— And that makes Rick a citizen of the world.

— So what's the story with you two? You a couple of fags?
— He's my son.
— How's that happened? You don't look Japanese.
— Neither does he. He looks Chinese.

— Name is Farell.
— That's right. Master Sergeant Farell.
— You're an American.
— No, sir. I'm from Kentucky.