Jacob Fuller

— What is this?
— It's called a punch.

— So what's the story with you two? You a couple of fags?
— He's my son.
— How's that happened? You don't look Japanese.
— Neither does he. He looks Chinese.

— To answer your question. Yes, I do believe in Jesus. Yes, I do believe in God. But do I love them? No.
— Well, it's just that all our lives, you've been a pastor. And then, one day you're just gonna wake up and say, «Fuck him?»
— I didn't say, «Fuck him».

— Is this real?
— Yes.
— I've seen one of these before. A friend of mine had himself declared a minister of his own religion. Away to fuck the IRS.