— I've just worked out why I can never find true love.
— Why is that?
— English girls. They're stuck up, you see. And I am primarily attractive to girls who are, you know, cooler, game for a laugh. Like American girls. So I should just go to America. I would get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?
— I think it's crap, Colin.
— That's where you're wrong. American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
— You don't have a cute British accent.
— Yes, I do! I'm going to America.
— Colin, you're a lonely, ugly asshole, and you must accept it.
— Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.