Joke Quotes

You can do it!

Until the break of dawn!
Life-life сannot go by the letter
Time-time, prozac can make it better
Noise-noise, any kind will do,
Can you feel it slip away
When it's all on you?

Crime-crime, rocking like Janet Reno
Time-time, eighteen and life in Chino
Freud, Freud, all along it's true
Well you'll see there comes a day
Catches up to you, yeah...

— Now this is your last time. You give me the right answer, and I'll cut you a break. If you give me the wrong answer, you will die a damn slow death. Do you understand me? Do you understand me? Who sent you?
— Can't breathe.
— Loosen up. Who sent you?
— Your hairdresser.

Interrogation, Questioning

Torture

I'm not as funny as Chandler is. Because Chandler has thirty people writing for him.

Ladies and gentlemen,
We understand that you
Have come tonight
To bear witness to the sound
Of drum And Bass

We regret to announce
That this is not the case,
As instead
We come tonight to bring you
The sonic recreation of the end of the world.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Prepare To hold Your Colour!

OK.
Fack it, I lied.
It's drum and bass.
What you gonna do?

— No, we've got an agreement.
— Yeah? What's that?
— They agreed not to beat up on me and I promised not to bleed on them.

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The Karate Kid (1984)

— What did the left ass cheek say to the right cheek?
— I don't know.
— If we stick together, we can stop all this shit.

The Guy (Ben Sinkler)

Funny Quotes

Baby, won't you take it back?
Say you were tryna make me laugh
And nothing has to change today
You didn't mean to say "I love you"
I love you and I don't want to, ooh

The smile that you gave me
Even when you felt like dying.

Most people are jokes but you're so real.

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Car Seat Headrest

Nervous Young Inhumans

Human, People

Reality