Ladies and gentlemen,
We understand that you
Have come tonight
To bear witness to the sound
Of drum And Bass

We regret to announce
That this is not the case,
As instead
We come tonight to bring you
The sonic recreation of the end of the world.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Prepare To hold Your Colour!

OK.
Fack it, I lied.
It's drum and bass.
What you gonna do?