Insult Quotes

— Mr. West. How nice of you to join us tonight and add color to these monochromatic proceedings.
— Well, when a fella comes back from the dead I find that an occasion to stand up, be counted.
— Miss East informs me that you're expectin' to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago but I haven't seen him in a coon's age.
— We'll, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even half the people you know.
— Perhaps Miss East will keep you from being a slave to your disappointment.
— Well you know beautiful women, they encourage you one minute, then cut the legs out from under you the next.

— You should leave right now.
— Shut your face, you lard ass.

Mildred Hayes: — So how's it all going in the nigger-torturing business, Dixon?
Jason Dixon: — It's persons-of-color-torturing business, these days. If you wanna know... I didn't torture nobody. What's the matter with you, saying that goddamn stuff on TV? My momma watches that station!
Mildred Hayes: — Your momma doesn't know about the torturing?
Jason Dixon: — No, she doesn't know anything about it. She's against that kinda thing.
Bill Willoughby: — Who's against what?
Jason Dixon: — My mama... momma is against persons-of-color-torturing. She said, "Nigger-torturing." I said, "You can't say 'nigger-torturing' no more. "You gotta say persons-of-color-torturing." Isn't that right, Chief? Ain't that right?
Bill Willoughby: — I think I'll be able to take care of Mrs. Hayes on my own from here on, Jason.