Inconvenience Quotes

— I hadn't counted on there being quite so much togetherness.
— It's the height of the tourist season. Everything was booked.

— I can't sleep.
— Try. Well, it may not look it, but that couch is very comfortable.

— What can I do for you, ma'am?
— I would like some water, if it's no trouble.
— Water? That word is poison around these parts ever since the days of the great flood.
— You mean you never wash?
— We sure do!
— I'd like to use the same facilities you people do.
— You sure can. Just happen to have a full tub at the back. You're lucky. Only three people have used it this morning.
— Used it one at a time or all together?

— Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
— I don't have one.
— What the f — w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
— It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
— You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

— Not withstanding, here you are and Nick's nowhere to be found, so... I'd say you're fucked.
— Fucked.
— Shouldn't you be a little more worried about all this?
— I have anorexia.
— Anorexia?
— It's a condition characterized by freedom from worry or any other preoccupation, really.