Jack Driscoll

— Anybody would think I'd been a lot of trouble. I haven't. You can't say I've been one bit of trouble to anyone... have I?
— Sure you have. Sure you have.
— I don't see... Well, how?
— Just being around is trouble.
— Oh, dear, and I thought everything was going so nicely.
— Oh, you're all right. But women just can't help being a bother.