God doesn't make the world this way. We do. Watchmen Walter Kovacs / Rorschach God human, people world
— If there is a higher power, why is it He can't get you a new sweater? — He's too busy looking for your brain. A Walk to Remember Dean (one of Landon's friends) Jamie Sullivan God search Sarcastic Quotes
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. House M.D. Season 2 Episode 19 Dr. Gregory House faith God
The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine? Game of Thrones Season 2 Episode 8 Tyrion Lannister God cruelty Ironic Quotes
A man has a hole in his soul the size of a God, and everyone fills it as best they can. Jean-Paul Sartre soul God Meaningful Quotes
You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe, a harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars. August Rush Maxwell Wallace (Wizard) God world music Beautiful Quotes
When you find God, tell Him to send legs! Supernatural Season 5 Episode 2 Bobby Singer God disability
If God had designed woman as man's master, he would have taken her from his head; if as his slave, he would have taken her from his feet; but as he designed her for his companion and equal, he took her from his side. Augustine of Hippo women God men equal rights man and woman Meaningful Quotes
— God doesn't take vacations, does he? — Did you ever hear of the Dark Ages? Bruce Almighty Bruce Nolan God God vacation Funny Quotes
— I will put so many bullets in your head. God won't even recognize you. — I'm an atheist. Teen Wolf Season 6 Episode 9 Sheriff Stilinski Theo Reiken atheism God shot
— Who are you? — I'm the one. Creator of the heavens and the earth, alpha and omega. — Oh, I see where this is going. — Bruce, I'm God. Bruce Almighty Bruce Nolan God God Funny Quotes
He always had a rotten sense of humor. And his punch lines are killers. Constantine John Constantine God Sarcastic Quotes
God is a mean kid, sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm! Bruce Almighty Bruce Nolan God Sad Quotes
So please — before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the Platypus. Dogma Voice behind the scene God sense of humor Ironic Quotes
Listen to me. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need him! Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. First, you have to know, not fear... Know that some day, you're gonna die. Fight Club Tyler Durden God