— May I have the salt? — What do we say? — Now. Copy quote Share Report a mistake The Addams FamilyWednesday AddamsMorticia AddamsFunny Quotes
Now, a question of etiquette – as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? Copy quote Share Report a mistake 6 comments Fight ClubTyler DurdenSarcastic Quotes
— Now. Which of you can tell me the difference between an Animagus and a werewolf? No one? How... disappointing. — Please, sir, an Animagus is a wizard who elects to turn into an animal. A werewolf has no choice in the matter. Furthermore, the werewolf actively hunts humans and responds only to the call of its own kind... That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Tell me. Are you incapable of restraining yourself? Or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all? - — He's got a point, you know.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanSeverus SnapeHermione Granger Ron WeasleyEducationBehavior
— Forks were invented so man could at least make a pretense — of separating himself from the apes. — So were thumbs. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment OverboardDean ProffittJoanna StaytonIronic Quotes