— Did you tell 'em? — Yeah. They're making out their Christmas lists. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 2 comments OverboardJoanna StaytonDean ProffittIronic Quotes
— Forks were invented so man could at least make a pretense — of separating himself from the apes. — So were thumbs. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 1 comment OverboardDean ProffittJoanna StaytonEtiquetteIronic Quotes
You know what your problem is? You're so goddamn bored, you gotta invent things to bitch about. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Overboard
— I get toilet-papered by your children! — They're just playin' around! — Just playin' around? They were about to douse the toilet paper with gasoline — and strike... Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment OverboardDean ProffittAdele Burbridge
— They're... They're not mine. — I was sure you'd remember them! — Well, I think I'd remember if I had three... — Four, honey! Don't forget little Joe. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment OverboardJoanna StaytonDean Proffitt
