Animals Quotes

— You're my best friend. But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe?
— I've always wanted one. I could feed him from my tree house. Besides, they remind me a lot of myself.
— In what way?
— They're majestic, pensive and tall.

The animal looks at us, and we are naked before it.

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Jonathan Safran Foer

Eating Animals

The only thing I ever really care about is animals — animal causes. I don't really care about people that much, but animals I feel like they always need to be protected.

All the arguments to prove man's superiority cannot shatter this hard fact: in suffering the animals are our equals.

We have to speak up on behalf of those who cannot speak for themselves.

Jerry Miller: — All right, white meat or dark meat?
Joy Miller: — Ma, where's my chicken?
Judy Miller: — He's fine. You see — I just fed him.
Joy Miller: — Ma... what's he eating?
Judy Miller: — Same as the rest of us.
Joy Miller: — You fed the chicken chicken?
Judy Miller: — I should make two dinners? I don't have enough to do?
Joy Miller: — How could you?
Judy Miller: — He don't know any better. Anyway, it's delicious.
Joy Miller: — It's "Silence of the Chickens."

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The Beautician and the Beast

People may hope that the meat they buy came from an animal who died without pain, but they do not really want to know about it. Yet those who, by their purchases, require animals to be killed do not deserve to be shielded from this or any other aspect of the production of the meat they buy.

Men without ideals are only animals.

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Disco Elysium

The Deserter (Iosef Lilianovich Dros)

Human, People

Ideals

As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.

When I was four, we fostered a cousin’s dog for a summer. I kicked it. My father told me we don’t kick animals. When I was seven, I mourned the death of my goldfish. I learned that my father had flushed him down the toilet. I told my father — in other, less civil words — we don’t flush animals down the toilet.

To protest about bullfighting in Spain, the eating of dogs in South Korea, or the slaughter of baby seals in Canada while continuing to eat eggs from hens who have spent their lives crammed into cages, or veal from calves who have been deprived of their mothers, is like denouncing apartheid in South Africa while asking your neighbors not to sell their houses to blacks

Personal purity isn’t really the issue. Not supporting animal abuse – and persuading others not to support it – is.

So that the animals are not wasted.

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Dans les forêts de Sibérie

Aleksei

Murder

I would not question the sincerity of vegetarians who take little interest in Animal Liberation because they give priority to other causes; but when nonvegetarians say that "human problems come first" I cannot help wondering what exactly it is that they are doing for human beings that compels them to continue to support the wasteful, ruthless exploitation of farm animals.

— Are you okay?
— That was so intense. I, like, can't even with this place.
— What just happened to you?
— I got eaten by a rhino, and then I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky.
— Yeah, that's what it looked like.
— That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're as fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. How do I know this?
— You're an expert in zoology.
— What? I'm still an old fat guy, right?
— I'm afraid so.

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Dr. Xander "Smolder" Bravestone

Ruby Roundhouse

Franklin "Mouse" Finbar

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon

Facts

Explanation

Funny Quotes

People are weak.
They have no fangs or claws. All they can do is cry.
And yet, how was it that this world came into the possession of humans.
Just because humans are the cruelest of animals.

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Naruto Shippuden: The Movie - Bonds