— Want some bacon?
— No, man, I don't eat pork.
— Are you Jewish?
— I ain't Jewish; I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
— Why not?
— Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
— Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
— Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know… 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothin' ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

— You come to my house and I'll cook.
— Okay.
— Thea, that might be a problem.
— I`m the best cook here. Tell him.
— Oh, I did. Didn't I?
— Twice.
— Okay, then. It`s just... Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
— He don't eat no meat? What do you mean, he don't eat no meat?
— Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.