My Big Fat Greek Wedding

When my people were writing philosophy... your people were still swinging from trees.

Who did your make-up? Your aunts? Drag queens could get a few tips from those aunts.

My aunt Voula could win a gold medal in nagging.

— You come to my house and I'll cook.
— Okay.
— Thea, that might be a problem.
— I`m the best cook here. Tell him.
— Oh, I did. Didn't I?
— Twice.
— Okay, then. It`s just... Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
— He don't eat no meat? What do you mean, he don't eat no meat?
— Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.