Two and a Half Men Quotes

Year:

2003 – 2015

Tagline:

«Charlie Lives! (syndication)»

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy, Melodrama

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— This is a secret that will serve you for the rest of your life: the hotter the girl, the lonelier she is because most guys are too scared to talk to her.

— Bonjour! Are you a friend of Charlie's?
— I'm his brother. So, no.

Another girl comes down from Charlie's room.

— Uncle Charlie's a genius.
— In a sense. But there's book smart and "look smart".

Charlie gave his nephew good advice on how to please the most beautiful girl in the class.

Two and a Half Men Quotes by Category

Two and a Half Men: funny quotes
Two And A Half Men: Short Quotes