Two and a Half Men [Season 1, Episode 9]

— One Russian blonde. One Scottish brunette. And a full-bodied redhead from Napa Valley. Charlie's angels.

— Will you take me Rollerblading, Uncle Charlie?
— I can't, buddy. I got work to do.
— What am I gonna do all day?
— It's really nice outside. Why don't you wash my car?

— Do you really want me to tell 10-year-old boy that somebody he cares about was pretending to like him? What kind of lesson is that?
— He lives in LA. He might as well learn now.

— I think she's really great.
— Me, too. When she's coming back?
— Let's see. Today's Sunday, so... Never.