Supernatural Quotes

— You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
— Wait. there's no such thing as unicorns?

— Aren't you the guys from the Health Department?
— Yeah. And florists on the side.
— Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.

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When you find God, tell Him to send legs!

— Yeah, maybe. Question is, why bugs? And why now?
— That's two questions.

— What is that?
— That's the round I mean to put through my skull. Every morning, I look at it. I think, "Maybe today is the day I'll flip the lights out." But I don't do it. I never do it. You know why? Because I promised you I wouldn't give up!

— So, is this as glamorous as you thought it would be?
— Except for all the pee-your-pants scares, yeah.

What’s going on with you, Sam? Hm? ‘Cause smoking, throwing bottles at people — that sounds more like me than you.

— Want some aspirin?
— No thanx House.

— Let me guess. You guys are here antiquing?
— How'd you know?
Susan: Oh, you just look the type. So, uh, a king-size bed?
— What?! No, uh no, we're… Two singles. We're just brothers.

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