Scrubs [Season 4, Episode 14]

Life's too short to hold a grudge.

When you have a problem with someone, you tend to talk to everyone except them.

And I know... I know that there are guys who bring flowers and that there are guys who write love songs. But, Jordan, I'm a guy sitting in front of you here with a twice operated-on penis that says, «I want to be a couple that communicates more openly».

— I wasn't too excited about taking over this spot after you sat in it for twenty minutes, but I gotta tell ya, it's warm in all the right places.
— Mm-hmm.
— How do you like what I left you over there?
— Oh, man, your ass indentation is so deep, it's like I'm sitting in a giant inner tube.

Perry! I didn't freak out 'cause you and I are two very independent people in a relationship and we don't always share our feelings. I didn't get angry because I'm not surprised. Do I wish it were different? Sometimes. But, whatever you and I have is working, so I guess I just have to live with it.

— Where the hell have you been for the last few days?
— Deep-sea fishing.
— You hate fishing.
— Went with my buddies.
— You don't have any buddies.