Scrubs [Season 1, Episode 9]

— Don't do that annoying thing.
— What annoying thing?
— When you talk.
— Come on.
— Does that not drive you crazy?
— You get used to it.

— Hmm...
— What?
— I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show?

How does that taste? Bitter? Hard to get down?

— That was what I said this morning.
— Yeah, it sounded familiar.

I just came to check on my favourite patient. I must have the wrong room.

— I want you to know how serious I am about what I do.
— Did you stitch your initials into me?
— That's not important.