How I Met Your Mother [Season 2]

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.

— My hair! Look at my hair! She ruined my hair! I look like one of the Backstreet Boys!
— You totally do! And not even the good Backstreet Boys, but the older, lame dance move, comeback tour Backstreet Boys.

— What? We're under oath.
— No, we're not. Do you even know what an oath is?
— Uh, yeah. Courthouse. We're under it.