Friends [Season 1, Episode 19]

— Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
— Yes, but there isn't always time.

— Oh, my God! Something brushed up against my right leg.
— What?
— Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

— Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
— Oh, my God! You'd put that poor little creature in jail?