Breaking Bad [Season 3, Episode 11]

People who say «Guess what?» and then actually expect you to guess — I hate those people.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman that I was Kevin Costner. And it worked because I believed it.

And one must learn to be rich. To be poor anyone can manage.

— How'd you get her to sleep so quick? Are you that boring?
— I'm comforting.

Never make the same mistake twice.

It always amazes me the way the senses work in connection to memory. I mean, this stew is simply an amalgam of ingredients. Taken separately, these ingredients alone don't remind me of anything. Hmm. Not very much at all. But, in this precise combination, the smell of this meal instantly — it brings me back to my childhood.