Breaking Bad: Short Quotes

— Can you walk?
— Yeah.
— You get the fuck out of here and never come back.

People who say «Guess what?» and then actually expect you to guess — I hate those people.

He said that good guys never get ink like the bad guys do.

Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy, who knows another guy.

Positive is good. I'm all for positive... but positive doesn't change facts, all right?

I'm not even useful to myself.

Take it from me, buddy, it's always darkest just before the dawn.

And one must learn to be rich. To be poor anyone can manage.

— How'd you get her to sleep so quick? Are you that boring?
— I'm comforting.

Never make the same mistake twice.