Walter White Jr.

— Hey, I want a beer.
— Yeah, I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy. Guess what. It ain't happening either.

— Hey, uh, Nick the Greek, you going to share that bottle or what?
— Who's Nick the Greek?
— Nick the Greek. He was a famous big-time card player.
— Hank, that's not funny.
— What? It's a compliment.