— Rachel's not allowed to eat ham.
— Well, that's because she's Jewish.
— Why don't Jewish people eat ham?
— Oh, Mike, do stop asking questions.
— But why don't they?
— Well, it's their religion. It's different from ours.
— Why?
— Mike, for goodness sake!
— Look, Mum, that's where Rachel goes to church.
— That's the synagogue.
— Can I go with her one day? She goes to service on Saturdays instead of Sundays.
— Michael, you must never do that.
— Why not?
— Well, because you're a Catholic. It would be a sin.
— A bad one?
— Yes, a very bad one.
— Gosh!