You, sir, are guilty of disseminating disbelief, killing dreams, committing first degree murder of fantasy which by Fairy Law... Lily (the head of the Tooth Fairies) dream faith fault punishment
The way I see it, is the reason why there are so many unhappy people in the world because all are clinged to some version of what if... Derek Thompson human, people faith misfortune
— I almost have a senior fairy moment. Don't you move. This is my greatest invention ever. Amnesia dust. You throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything that happened for the last few seconds. — Yeah, right. Come on. — That's how it works. — That's how what works? — Amnesia dust. You throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything that happened for the last few seconds. That's how it works. — That's how what works? — Amnesia dust, you throw a pinch the kids forgets everything that happened for the last few seconds. That's how it works. — That's how what works? — Never gets old. Jerry (fairy) Derek Thompson joke amnesia inventions Funny Quotes