Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.

She was a smart woman, until she fall in love.

It took 4 friends, 3 days to put 20 years into 38 boxes.

Ever thine.
Ever mine.
Ever ours.

Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories. But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love.

— Bad guys do bad things.
— And good guys do bad things. The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you.
— The rest of them don't know how to screw you.

So I thought that one of the perks of having a family was that you didn't have to spend New Year's Eve alone with Chinese food.

I know I screwed it up — but I will love you forever...

The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.

— Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
— I'm pretty sure that's to you.
— Every day.
— You feel happy every day?
— Not all day every day, but yes, every day.

— Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?
— No it's the same, we just played for the other team.

— Love Letters of Great Men, Volume One.
— Oh, am I in there? — No, no.
— But some of your classmates are, like Voltaire, Napoleon.

— I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. On what planet did I allow that to happen?
— But you love him.
— Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? Is it all about the other person? Is that love?
— No, that's marriage.