Miranda Hobbes

— Bad guys do bad things.
— And good guys do bad things. The good guys screw you and the bad guys screw you.
— The rest of them don't know how to screw you.

So I thought that one of the perks of having a family was that you didn't have to spend New Year's Eve alone with Chinese food.

The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.

— Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?
— No it's the same, we just played for the other team.

— I can't believe that my life revolves around a man. On what planet did I allow that to happen?
— But you love him.
— Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? Does it mean worrying about him and his needs before me and mine? Is it all about the other person? Is that love?
— No, that's marriage.