— I'm not looking for trouble. — What a horrible way to live. Carina Smyth Captain Jack Sparrow nuisances Ironic Quotes
— Help! There's a witch in my shop! And a pirate! There's a witch and a pirate in my shop! — Well, it's your lucky day! Have either of the four of you seen my bank? owner of a marine instrument shop Captain Jack Sparrow pirates Funny Quotes
— Three have already been sunk, sir. They've been sunk by a captain called Salamander. — Samovar. — Salazar. Mullroy Murtogg Hector Barbossa name Funny Quotes
— I think, we should tell each other where our treasures are buried, just in case one of us survives. — Good idea. — You go first. — My treasure is buried between two crossed palm trees, in an unmarked grave in Aruba. What about yours? — I haven't got any. Pirates Funny Quotes
— She's a witch! — I'm an astronomer. — She breeds donkeys. — What? No. An astronomer contemplates the sky. — Yeah, on a donkey? — No! There's no donkey! — Well, then how do you breed them? Scrum Carina Smyth Cremble Funny Quotes
— How would you like to die, pirate? Hanging, firing squad, or a new invention: the guillotine. — Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French. Did you know that they invented mayonnaise? How bad could it be? It's French. Oh, well, then. I've changed me mind! Captain Jack Sparrow death Funny Quotes
— The price of crossing my door is blood, Captain. — That explains why you're not so busy. Shansa Hector Barbossa blood fee, payment Ironic Quotes