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— Five days underway, at least.
— Aye. You can tell that by the smell of the sea?
— Smell of the crew.

— She's a witch!
— I'm an astronomer.
— She breeds donkeys.
— What? No. An astronomer contemplates the sky.
— Yeah, on a donkey?
— No! There's no donkey!
— Well, then how do you breed them?