— You were out fishing. I mean, does trouble just go looking for you? — Well, it seems to know pretty much where l am most of the time. Martin Riggs Lorna Cole problems, troubles, issues rest Ironic Quotes
— Rianne's pregnant. You're gonna be a grandfather. — Rianne's what?! But Rianne can't be pregnant. She's not married! — Well, l don't think she intended to get that way. Roger Meurtot Martin Riggs pregnancy Sarcastic Quotes
— You know, we should hire Leo. — Hire Leo? — Hire him. He can follow Uncle Benny around. — Benny'll see him. — Yeah. He'll drive him nuts. — Benny'll shoot him. Let's hire him. Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot Funny Quotes
— Hey, Rog? What's going on? Why are you lying to me? I. A. says you're on the take. — I'm on the take? — I think it's crazy too. But you're spending lots of money. — You ever hear of Ebony Clark? — Yeah. She writes those cheesy sex novels! — Yeah, yeah, yeah. — Are you boinking her? — No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark. — Trish is Ebony Clark. — Trish is Ebony... You are boinking her. — Yeah, l'm boinking her. Martin Riggs Roger Meurtot bribes, corruption Funny Quotes
Three dead Chinese? Billion more where they came from. Benny Chan / Uncle Benny Chinese China Sarcastic Quotes