Marge Simpson

— I thought we were going to breakfast.
— First, we're visiting grampa.
— No fair, we just went to church.
— So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.

— If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
— Couldn't we use just rouge for this?
— Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.