The Simpsons [Season 2]

— I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
— Son, I am proud of you. I was twice your age when I figured that out.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

— If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
— Couldn't we use just rouge for this?
— Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.