Liz (Bethany's friend)

Faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is little, so it's easy to fill. As you get older, the glass gets bigger. The same amount of liquid doesn't fill it. But periodically the glass has to be refilled.

— You need to get laid, Bethany Sloane. You need a man, if only for 10 minutes.
— My experience is that the average male is never a man not even for 10 minutes in his entire life span.
— That sounds militant. You thinking of joining the other side?
— Couldn't do it. Women are insane.

— Jesus. You're a Catholic. Can't you talk to them?
— They hate me more than you, no doubt. You have an excuse. You're Jewish. You don't know any better.
— We already used that excuse when we killed Christ.

— Remember that seminary student I tried to set you up with?
— The 20-year-old. The one I could have babysat for in high school.