Joel (James's co-worker)

— What are you majoring in?
— Russian literature and Slavic languages.
— Oh wow, that's pretty interesting.
— Yes.
— What career track is that?
— Cabby, hot dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.

— Oh my God, look at the shape of her ass. It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, right where the thigh meets the pudendum.
— The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
— I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal.