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— And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
— Our parents are having a baby, too.
— They had sex.

— How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall... to rescue a girl whose ransom is only $25,000?
— Fuck you, lady.
— Good answer.

— And do you ever think, like, what could adults have done to have made sure that we went in the right path?
— Definitely most of all, paid more attention to, like, what's going on around them, 'cause I feel like that's a big problem with, like, literally everything. Like, that's a big, big thing.