The Simpsons [Season 6]

— The plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday.
— Woohoo Four day weekend!

But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.

If you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed — that's the american way.