The Simpsons [Season 3]

Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. A dinosaur!

Marge, it takes two to lie: One to lie and one to listen.

— Marge, where's that... metal... dealy... you use to... dig... food?
— You mean a spoon?
— Yeah yeah yeah!

Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Uh, no you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

— Hey, you did the best you could.
— I love animals. I've spent my life saving them and they can never thank me. Well, the parrots can.

If something's HARD to do, then it's not worth doing.