The Simpsons [Season 1]

— I’m sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town.
— Maybe we should move to a larger community.

And you something, folks? As ridiculous this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's g-sting.

— Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold.
— You know where my keys are?
— No, I'm talking about your breakfast.