Wedding Quotes

It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well.
You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle.
And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,
«C’est la vie», say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.

— So, Ned, how long have you guys been married, then?
— 30 years. Oh. If I had killed her when I first thought about it, I could be out by now. A free man.

Men show their true colours after marriage.

Holiday flings are meant to end at the airport, not at the altar.

Think of your wedding as a driving test. You take it, you pass, and then you really start to learn how to drive.

We'll marry since I love her and she loves me. It's a wonderful coincidence!

When a man marries a woman, they become one spirit. We think and feel the same.

Love itself is obvious. You meet, love, part away, get hurt, and you meet again. I bet people get married because they get tired of repeating those.

Weddings are a celebration of love and commitment.… in Utopia. In the real world they're an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to drag you from your delicious desserts. There are just one or two little things I feel I should say as best man. This is only the second time I've ever been a best man. I hope I did the job all right that time. The couple in question are at least still talking to me. Unfortunately, they're not actually talking to each other. The divorce came through a couple of months ago. But I'm assured it had absolutely nothing to do with me. Apparently, Paula knew that Pierce had slept with her younger sister before I mentioned it in the speech. The fact that he slept with her mother came as a surprise but I think was incidental to the nightmare of recrimination and violence that became their two-day marriage.

Groom's best friend spoke for many guests when he said, "Hilary... will open Edward's eyes and round out his life."