— No accountants. And no one from "legal". I don't like boring jobs. — And Ross was what? A lion tamer? Friends Season 4 Episode 10 Rachel Green Chandler Bing acquaintance Funny Quotes
— Aren't you the guys from the Health Department? — Yeah. And florists on the side. — Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors. Supernatural Season 4 Episode 8 Dean Winchester Sam Winchester Funny Quotes
Marriage, being a parent. It's the hardest job in the world and nobody prepares you for that. Marley & Me Jennifer "Jenny" Grogan parents
To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they are only people with money. And although we serve them, we are not their servants. What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. Maid in Manhattan Lionel Bloch human, people failure
— I would have gone to school for another job! — You went to SCHOOL for this shit? Knockin' On Heaven's Door Henk (der Belgier ) Abdul Sarcastic Quotes
John Dorian: — You're an actor. Janitor: — You're a fireman... What are we doing? John Dorian: — Game over, Klaus. I saw you in «The Fugitive». Janitor: — Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous. Dr. Bob Kelso: — Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it. Janitor: — That's my cue. Action! John Dorian: — Cut. Scrubs Season 3 Episode 8 J.D. The Janitor (Glenn Matthews) acting Ironic Quotes
I guess I became a doctor because ever since I was a little boy, I just wanted to help people. I don't tell this story very often, but I remember when I was seven years old, I found a bird that had fallen out of its nest. So, I picked him up and I brought him home, and I made him a house out of an empty shoebox, and... My God! I became a doctor for the same four reasons everybody does: Chicks, money, power and chicks. Scrubs Season 1 Episode 15 Dr. Perry Cox Funny Quotes
What could one do with someone like Justine? If she announced she was going off to train as a whore in a Sydney bordello, Meggie very much doubted whether she could be turned aside. Dear, horrible Justine, queen among juggernauts. Colin McCullough Thorn Birds Maggie O'neill character
Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter. Clueless Cher Wolowitz
Four types of people join the military. First, for people like me, it's a family trade. Second, there are patriots, eager to serve their country. Third, there are people who just need a job. And fourth, there are people who want to kill other people. The military is the only place where it's legal to do that. Lee Child One Shot Jack Reacher army typicality
— There was one spot open in the study. I gave it to the rich guy because with the money he's donating, I can reopen the prenatal unit. — What really bothers me is that you can look in there at John Morrison, a guy you essentially gave a death sentence to... and just not care. — It's not my job to care, Perry. Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4 Bob Kelso Dr. Perry Cox duty life quotes
I wanted anything to do with words. I... I grew up in a household that was far from peaceful. And books just floated me away. It's part of my job to review bad books too. But good ones still carry me off. Learning to Drive Wendy Shields vocation books, literature imagination
If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did. Steve Guttenberg actor Ironic Quotes