— Jerry boy, why paint everyzhing black? Suppose you got hit by a truck? Suppose the stock market crashes? Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks? Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn? — Joe... — Suppose Lake Michigan overflows? — Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Some Like It HotJoe «Josephine»Jerry «Daphne»NuisancesSarcastic Quotes
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Chauncey DepewWomenOptimism
The gray in the mirror, the future, maybe it's not clear to me because now nothing's clear to me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Chuck PalahniukLullabyFutureSad Quotes
Pessimism — a philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Ambrose BierceThe Devil's DictionaryPhilosophyOptimismHopeIronic Quotes
This is crazy. It's like the whole place is trying to get me! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Five Nights at Freddy's: Security BreachFNaFSelf-ironyManipulationSarcasmSarcastic Quotes