Internet Quotes

It starts with a quiet hum, an empty screen inviting you. "Come inside, " it says. "We're always open. " Will the defendant please rise? How do you find on the charge of murder in the first degree? It's a world, you think, where actions have no consequence... where guilt is cloaked
by anonymitybwhere there are no fingerprints. An invisible universe filled with strangers interconnected online and disconnected in life. It will steal your secrets corrupt your dreams and co-opt your identity. Because in this world where you can be anything you want... anyone you want... you just might lose sight...of who you are.

— We gotta change with the times.
— What are we gonna get, a fuckin' web site?

— That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
— Not that again.
— What is your problem with online?
— What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline? How many creeps are out there? I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.

The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink!