Flowers Quotes

— You want flowers at 5:00 a. m.?
— Flowers would be nice, but I'll settle for breakfast.

— It's my first season.
— Picking together is always more fun.
— They say you pick everything you find.

If those tulips you planted come up and see only me standing there, they will go back into the ground again.

— Afternoon. Looking for a breakup plant.
— A what?
— A breakup plant.
— Explain.
— Well, I don't like my girlfriend. I want to break up with her via the means of plant.
— Well, it should be a breakup bouquet, and it should be hydrangeas. They mean "It's over, but think well of me."
— Perfect. I'll take one.
— One bouquet?
— One pair of what's it.
— Well, that's not a lot.
— Well, I don't care if she thinks well of me.
— Do you know what? Piss off.
— Pardon me?
— Out. Get out of my shop.

Flowers freeze and blossom again.

— So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
— You know, Connie, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy fuck.
— Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?
— I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.