— Afternoon. Looking for a breakup plant.
— A what?
— A breakup plant.
— Explain.
— Well, I don't like my girlfriend. I want to break up with her via the means of plant.
— Well, it should be a breakup bouquet, and it should be hydrangeas. They mean "It's over, but think well of me."
— Perfect. I'll take one.
— One bouquet?
— One pair of what's it.
— Well, that's not a lot.
— Well, I don't care if she thinks well of me.
— Do you know what? Piss off.
— Pardon me?
— Out. Get out of my shop.