The Witcher [Season 1]

— If you'll excuse me, I must get my beauty sleep.
— I don't think it'll make me prettier, but I need sleep too.

Eyck of Denesle: Lady Yennefer, may I escort you to your tent?
Yennefer: Will you be joining me?
Eyck of Denesle: My lady, I would never degrade your honor in such a way.
Jaskier: I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Sometimes a flower is just a flower. The best he can do is to die.

Jaskier: Right, so stick close to me, look mean and pretend you’re a mute. Can’t have anyone finding out who you actually are.
Mousesack: [calling loudly through the whole room] Geralt of Rivia, the mighty Witcher!
Jaskier: Oh, shit.

— This smell... Lilacan...
— Gooseberrys...

Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty

They took my choice! I want it back.

— Someday I'll make you a necklace of dragon teeth. The prettiest necklace ever!
— No. We must live and let live.
— What's that mean?
— It's our code. We have to cling to something. If we don't, the world descends into chaos.

— Jaskier.
— Yennefer.
— The crow's feet are new.
— Yeah, well, your jokes are... old.

When your species is on the verge of collapse, perhaps everything becomes more desperate.

— Why not kill them?
— Because then I am who they say I am.

You have the most incredible neck. It’s like a sexy goose... guzzling.

When modest bard rested after work he's done
With Geralt of Rivia this song he sung.
With lofty devil the White Wolf fought till death
The cohorts of elves, he ripped apart, were countless.
They crawled from behind, though it's shame and disgrace
They broke my lute and rearranged my face.
That devil aimed its horn straight into my eye
And then the Witcher shouted " Your time has come to die!"

When you live as long as I do, all the name start to sound the same.

Even if you were beauty, still no one would love you.