We may be a small country, but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. Love Actually The Prime Minister achievements United Kingdom Ironic Quotes
— The bathroom's just down the hall, if you'd like to take a shower. — Aren't you taking a shower too, Sir? — Oh, I'm fine, I'm English, we like to be cold and wet. A Single Man George Falconer Kenny Ironic Quotes
I don’t like innuendo in these deafening English whispers. F. Scott Fitzgerald Tender is the Night Dick Diver gossip, rumors gross, muck manners
— In 1900 there was a sport where Britain won a gold medal, in which the only other country that competed was France. Can you imagine what that might have been? — Arrogance? QI / Quite Interesting John Sessions Stephen Fry Season 3 Episode 4 21.10.2005 arrogance French people Funny Quotes
No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else's house, especially someone they didn't even know. The Turkish ambassador died during his stay at the abbey Downton Abbey Season 1 Episode 3 Dowager Countess of Grantham
Honest, brave and naive. There is your Englishman. Right there. Robin Hood Richard The Lionheart honesty naivety
If one puts forward an idea to a true Englishman—always a rash thing to do—he never dreams of considering whether the idea is right or wrong. The only thing he considers of any importance is whether one believes it oneself. Now, the value of an idea has nothing whatsoever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it. Indeed, the probabilities are that the more insincere the man is, the more purely intellectual will the idea be, as in that case it will not be coloured by either his wants, his desires, or his prejudices. Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray Lord Henry Wotton ideas
I am too fond of reading books to care to write them, Mr. Erskine. I should like to write a novel certainly; a novel that would be as lovely as a Persian carpet, and as unreal. But there is no literary public in England for anything except newspapers, primers, and encyclopædias. Of all people in the world the English have the least sense of the beauty of literature. Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray Lord Henry Wotton books, literature
The English are terrible cooks, but masters of the sea. Harrow Season 1 Episode 3 Michael Abelard chef, cook sailor stereotypes
All the English men I know think they're funny but they never laugh. Madame Marinette wit laugh self-irony
Do not believe the clear sky, the grin of a dog and the smile of an Englishman. Irish proverbs and sayings lie traditions Wise Quotes
— I was surprised by the quality of California wines. And their originality. In the Napa Valley, there is interest in experimental methods. To avant-garde methods. — What's he saying? — Where I come from, they call it a left-handed compliment. But I don't think they have a name for it in England. It's too embedded in their culture. Bottle Shock Steven Spurrier Bo Barrett Maurice (Spurrier's customer) wine snobbery compliments
— Why don't I like you? — Cause you think I'm an asshole. And I'm not really. I'm just British, and, well, you're not. Bottle Shock Jim Barrett Steven Spurrier snobbery dignity overconfidence