Conviction Quotes

— But a Finnish soldier is worth ten Russkis. I guess so.
— But what do you do when the eleventh comes?

In my younger and more vulnerable years... my father gave me some advice. "Always try to see the best in people," he would say. As a consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgments. But even I have a limit.

— Elizabeth is standing right behind you right now, she said. She knows what stretch this is for you.
— If your friend's really behind me, ask her what I'm doing with my hand: Rock, paper or scissors?
— Rock.
— Rock.
— Scissors.
— Scissors.
— Paper.
— Paper.
— Rock again.
— Rock again.
— He's flipping me off.
— Are you flipping her off? You're flipping her off!
— How woulld you...?
— OK. OK, sometimes people with emotional and mental disturbances can have psychic moments. But even if she was real, do you know what you're risking for this woman?

— He can't explain what can't exist.
— Talking monkeys can't exist.