Cheating, Treason Quotes

— Listen, that girl wasn't your type. Her loss, right?
— I should have broke that bastard's jaw.
— Maybe you were lucky.
— He could have broke yours.
— Impossible.
— You know, Christmas, I understand, but let's just say you were with her for a couple of hours, and it's nice, and it's hot and heavy, but after that, think about it. What do you do for the rest of the day? She probably did you a favor. Now you have more time to feel sorry for yourself.
— You're a bleak bastard.

— I don't know what to say.
— I don't either. I've never...
— I know. Why did you... Why are you...
— Because you want me to. And have wanted me for a long time.
— I was so obvious?
— I couldn't ignore it. And I guess I'm to the point where I need to be wanted like that.

If a woman wants a little adventure, she doesn't need to be alone. She can manage it perfectly well right under her husband's nose.

You know, being cheated on isn't what hurts. It's the humiliation, of having to say certain things... And having to ask all those questions. Why? When? When did you see each other? For heaven's sake... I'd rather die, you know. But I have absolutely no desire to die. So you know what I did? I committed suicide. Just for a few seconds. One jump and off you go. Your whole life flashes before your eyes and you fall down, down, down... all the way to the bottom. But then you get up again, and you go up, up, up, all the way up to the top... and then it's fantastic, because you've left everything behind you. And you're ready to start all over again.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.