— You're on your own.
— Appreciate it. It's good to have friends.

Now you know what I do for a living. I'm not perfect, but you should have waited. I was worth it.

— No, that's the point, you know. You think you know someone, and you truly do not.
— Aren't you the guy who said: «The man who best gets along with women is the man who can get along without them?»

— Are you crazy? You could have killed me!
— You're welcome.

I once knew a man called Tool...
To me, was the epitome of cool.
He was good with a knife,
Bad with a wife...
But to think he could beat me
Dreaming he'd defeat me.
Cool Tool.
You gotta be a fool.

— Who is he?
— He's a friend.
— Kind of late. You got a name?
— Friend. She just told you.

— What's he doing?
— Probably making a bomb.
— You serious?
— Ask him.
— What you doing, Gunner?
— I'm making a bomb. You mind?
— A maniac with brains...
— Scary.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you... man and knife.

— I got an idea. And with your ego, I think you're gonna love it.
— My ego?
— Your ego.
— What do you mean, my ego?
— You;ve got a big ego.
— Well, check your ego out.
— Please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur.